Within a display cabinet on the third floor of the iconic Melbourne stadium is housed a vibrant pink suit performed in by Robbie Williams. His show in front of 100,024 attendees was seen as a success.
It's possible you enjoy his music. You might think he is the finest offering to music the world has ever seen. You might take a middle ground, admitting that some songs are fantastic while others are poor.
The central idea is that amusement can take many forms. You like what you like. There is not a single method to craft literature or even five-day cricket.
The Unrivalled Depth of The Long Game
The traditional format boasts incomparable variety. It's difficult to think of another sport where the playing is so reliant upon external factors.
The elements, the hour of play, the red ball – the variables are numerous. Crucially is the pitch.
If the format is a form of art, the strip is the foundation on which the players create their art.
An Abstract Contest: The Fourth Test
The Boxing Day fixture between the old rivals was Test cricket cubism, the great game dismantled and reassembled in an unusual manner.
This is not a justification of the surface which resulted in a victory and the another short match of the series.
Leaving a thick layer on the surface, leading to 36 wickets tumbling in less than a brief period, is not a fair contest between bat and ball.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a lesser event, one that should be footnoted as illegitimate, is mistaken.
Test cricket is a varied portfolio, over two thousand matches and still growing. On occasion, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball does all sorts for the seamers. In contrast, it turns square on a dry surface. At other venues, the pitch is unresponsive, other times it bounces unevenly.
The thrillers are all the more thrilling owing to the patience made elsewhere.
Adjustment: The Core Skill
Specific conditions are embraced more readily than others.
The debate in Melbourne was that the balance was skewed excessively towards the bowlers. That the best players were hindered from demonstrating their skill.
Test cricket is about adapting to challenges – reading the wicket and adjusting effectively. The two highest individual innings were made by recognized stars. One side committed more errors than the other, and thus were defeated.
Pure Elation: The Supporters' View
Go and inform the supporters who have endured 18 winless matches that this wasn't compelling.
In one section of the stadium, thousands waved their flags and sang their songs, producing a carnival vibe in a heartland of national pride.
There was optimism as the attack excelled, advantage when the top order scored quickly, and rapturous celebration when the victory was confirmed.
Contrasting Examples: The Variety of Test Matches
The Melbourne has previous experience with controversial surfaces. In the past, a match there featured a strip with the character of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That fixture was a slog, with few wickets and endless boredom. The two-day game and that drawn affair are polar opposites of the range – both are not ideal, yet value can be found in them.
Four Tests into the Ashes contest, it is the two-day matches that will be most remembered in the collective consciousness.
"This isn't the demise of the format at all," said a past champion. "Spectators who have been lucky enough to see these two days have been given some fantastic sport. A unique show."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the build-up to this Test, the leader addressed the media like a man carrying the weight of the world on his mind.
The players responded for him, bringing back the positive demeanor to his countenance.
Different players stepped up with crucial roles. These are baby steps, certainly not enough to ensure long-term stability, but a foundation to use as a platform.
In the end, this MCG win takes its place among other historic performances in meaningless games.
As the supporters left into a stunning sunset, the players congregated on the field to begin their own festivities.
Enjoy the drink, lads. This victory was hard-fought.